Happytime David

Don't expect me to dance. You'll have to buy me a lot of tequila shots for that to happen and you don't want to see the results.
Squids at Waterloo

Hi, I'm David, and I'm super-happy. I like squid. Squid like to fight. So do humans. Napoleon was a human. To the best of my knowledge, Napoleon never fought a squid, let alone a battlefield full of them. Don't ask me why.

The Princess, the Dragon, and the Wood Chipper

ChatGPT and I got bored and wrote a fantasy novella together. By that, I mean, I told ChatGPT what to write, and it did. I took the initial results, pasted it into a text file, and edited until the characters had personality and the plot made sense. Then ChatGPT kept screwing up the story in unamusing ways, so I finished it myself published it as an ebook called The Princess, the Dragon, and the Wood Chipper. The book delivers on the title. There's a princess, a deceased dragon, and one or more wood chippers. I think the results are funny and I guarantee that your results may vary.

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